“YOU AVAILABLE” LOLOLOLOLOL 😝 YOU STUPID???
Tricks spend more time fighting with women than booking. They refuse to accept that their behavior is the problem. No social skills, no manners, no fun: I guarantee you 100% no money.
THIS ISNT UBER EATS PU$$Y. Even if it were… you still have to put ALL of the DETAILS in your first request with full payment in advance to place an order (that you will still have to wait for!)
I want a Birkin, not your bullsh*t. If you’re asking about “rates” - YOU NEED A JOB, NOT 🐱. Too much time, not enough money. The Embarrassing Life Cycle of a Trick.
No Red Bottoms? Block & Blacklist. A MAN WHO DOES NOTHING FOR YOU GETS NOTHING FROM YOU.
CLIENT GUIDES: 50 links & Counting…
In 2026, there’s NO EXCUSE to be a TRICK.
Heather Riley, Chicago GFE
The Gentleman’s Choice Companion






